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A large mountain of crap that sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, much like an island in the ocean. This is often the result of drinking Guinness to the point of passing out the prior evening.
I just dropped the biggest Ireland's Eye. That bathroom is going to stink for days!
After a good hard pounding, ass-pumping adventure the male ejaculates into the "whale eye", or the female's anus. She then proceeds to push it out giving the illusion of a cryin' whale.
The bitch might as well die if she gets the cryin' whale eye.
When a man squats over a sleeping person and allows his testicles to sag down to gently lay on top of the closed eyes of said person.
*Person 1* " HA, Barb sure had a nice pair of Egyptian Eye Goggles on last night."
*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.
The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead.
Check it out! Mark's passed out. Should we teabag him, or should we give him the Peruvian Eye Goggles?
Breasts on a female that are so obviously fake and far apart that they look like "eyes" on a wall.
John: "Dude, that stripper's tits are SO fake."
Dave: "I know man, she's got wall eyes."
A sexually transmitted disease causing ones eyes to flatten and penis to enlargen. It can only be transmitted through males by docking. Once afflicted there is no cure, but ingesting copious amounts of semen can help to nullify the effects.
Sean will never forget that magical night in the back of his honda wagon, when their tips first touched, and the blood flowed out of his now flat eyes and into his throbbing member.