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red eye

a drink old fugs think they just need to drink.

refer to the movie COCKTAIL

by JT October 04, 2004


Ireland's Eye

A large mountain of crap that sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, much like an island in the ocean. This is often the result of drinking Guinness to the point of passing out the prior evening.

I just dropped the biggest Ireland's Eye. That bathroom is going to stink for days!

by billberto March 18, 2005


cryin' whale eye

After a good hard pounding, ass-pumping adventure the male ejaculates into the "whale eye", or the female's anus. She then proceeds to push it out giving the illusion of a cryin' whale.

The bitch might as well die if she gets the cryin' whale eye.

by Nate, Zach, Kyle November 10, 2007


Egyptian Eye Goggles

When a man squats over a sleeping person and allows his testicles to sag down to gently lay on top of the closed eyes of said person.

*Person 1* " HA, Barb sure had a nice pair of Egyptian Eye Goggles on last night."

*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.

by bigoldfatguy December 08, 2011


Peruvian Eye Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead.

Check it out! Mark's passed out. Should we teabag him, or should we give him the Peruvian Eye Goggles?

by Christina Farah December 08, 2006


Wall Eyes

Breasts on a female that are so obviously fake and far apart that they look like "eyes" on a wall.

John: "Dude, that stripper's tits are SO fake."

Dave: "I know man, she's got wall eyes."

by JimmyTheHand September 20, 2009


flat eyes

A sexually transmitted disease causing ones eyes to flatten and penis to enlargen. It can only be transmitted through males by docking. Once afflicted there is no cure, but ingesting copious amounts of semen can help to nullify the effects.

Sean will never forget that magical night in the back of his honda wagon, when their tips first touched, and the blood flowed out of his now flat eyes and into his throbbing member.

by blahblah420blazeit October 24, 2017