Killing that damn bird

Were you get so pissed at someone talking you smack them and walk away or in any case kill/shut them up for once and all.

Person:blah blah blah blah balls blah blah suck blah-
*smack*
Person 2: am going to Be killing that damn bird!
Person: what do you mean?
Person 2: you talk to much you are going to die/get smacked.
Person: oh well you did.

Person 2: so am going to do it again if you don't shut up!

BIRDS.

A new, fresh alternative to answering questions with "Your mom."

Person 1: What is the meaning of life, in your opinion?

Person 2: BIRDS.

Bird in a cage

To feel trapped by one’s peripheral vision being blocked by objects such as sunglasses, glasses, baseball caps, and hats

I feel like a bird in a cage when I drive with glasses!! BIRD IN A CAGE BIRD IN A CAGE

bird bread

The first and last piece of bread in a loaf that no one likes

Bro through out that bird bread!

Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get

I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!

shit bird

One the the best forms used by Savage AF Men when they are trying to snag one of the most INCREDIBLY SEXY and AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL CREATURES left in this world alive...

(..Desirable goddess just replied to his comment on a popular social media platform ..)
JUSTIN aka Savage AF guy: shit bird!! Will you marry me?
GORGEOUS GODDESS: Yes, of course!!...but did you call me a shit bird?

Connor Bird

To be a “Connor Bird” is to be the lowest of the low. You must be a weedy little virgin who wanks in bins and fingers your own nephews.

Hey, did you see that nonce who just got arrested for kidnapping? He’s such a Connor Bird