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Poop Dick Flakes(PDF) are when you have had anal sex with your penis. After sex, the poop on your penis will dry up. When the poop on your penis dries up, you start losing your boner and the poop wil flake off onto the floor.
"Hey Jeff! That was some great butt bashing. Now come over here and look at my Poop Dick Flakes are falling on the floor!"
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First you get cat - then you get some poop. Two pieces of bread - and ice cream scoop. Put the bread on down and then the cat - add two scoops of poop...how ‘bout that. You got a cat poop sandwich. -Jason Adam, 2017
Barry: the water heater broke and a pipe burst, flooded the whole basement!
Harriet: man...cat poop sandwich
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Similar to "Rain on my parade." but much more serious. In a parade, if it rains a little bit on part of the parade you can still enjoy the rest of it. However, if you have a HUGE cake and even a little tiny bit of poop gets on it THE ENTIRE CAKE IS RUINED. In fact if even a little bit of poop is next to a cake, the enitre cake is ruined.
"Oh man! Why must you always poop on my cake"
"I hate to poop om you cake but..."
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Post Pardom Poop is a serious condition usually encountered after a quick emergency evacuation of the bowels. It usually affects males from the ages of 18-25 who have ignored the early warning signs of imminant poop. The condition's symptoms are immediate regret at losing so much of yourself, an empty feeling inside, and fear of ever losing another poop like that again.
Matt: Why is Jason crying and cradling his stomach?
Scott: He has been stricken with a serious case of post pardom poop
Jason: I just want to feel it back inside of me! To be whole again!
Chris (entering the room): Dear god I think someone left a kidney in the toilet
Eric: You guys are sick
Jason: Is it such a crime to love something you carried for so long?!
Matt: Can I use the bathroom? I'm expecting
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When a nigga poop while moaning as if he was taking a sloppy wet penis in the bootyhole.
I like to watch tik tok while taking a gay nigga poop.
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An exclamation, something you yell out of extreme frustration when you are searching for something to express your feelings.
Bertha: "Oh no Dane, I forgot my keys, now we are locked out of the house!"
Dane: "OH GREAT! Poop on everyone's faces!!"
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It's true. Girls have poop-pixies to take the dookie away to a far off land.
Brandi: BRB. Gotta dump!
ME: WHAT!? Girls dont poop!!
Brandi: *plop* *plop*...*yells from the bathroom: YES THEY DO!*
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