S on my D

A faster way to tell someone "suck on my dick".

Matt: Hey dude are you gonna finish those nachos?

Joseph: S on my D.

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put a d--k in it!

(phrase) The overall feeling of contempt one gets from having to be around bothersome, slutty women on a regular basis which leads to the overwhelming desire to say "put a d--k in it!". It is very similar to the phrase 'put a sock in it' but is more suggestive given the nature & tendencies of set women.

Sam: "Did you hear Dennis broke up with Cindy?"

Chris: "No way? What happened?"

Sam: "Well, he told me that he got so sick of her blabbing on and on about the most pointless crap whenever they were together. So he stopped her mid-sentence, looked at her dead in the eyes and said, "Oh put a d--k in it! Dammit!"

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Ben 10'd

When something decent is revamped into a shittier version.

In reference to Ben 10's numerous reboots after the Original Series.

Person 1: Have you seen Teen Titans Go!?
Person 2: No, I heard they Ben 10'd it so I figured it'd be a waste of time to watch it.
Person 1: You're not wrong.

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d-bag extraordinaire

a complete douchebag who is in an elite class of their own. They take being a douchebag to a new level of obnoxiousness.

Christopher Columbus was a d-bag extraordinaire for raping and pileging everything he saw.

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Chippy D(s)

Dark blemishes to either the face and/or buttock area

Sentence: I had a few Chippy D(s) on my backside and had to get some cocoa butter to lighten that area.

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d-town

a small ass town in nevada called dayton

where the hell is d-town??

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p&d weekend

To have intercourse with a woman and then dump her.

I got two bitch lined up for a p&d weekend.

Hey is this a p&d weekend???

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