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What the h-e-double hockey sticks is this!?!
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Derogatory reference used to describe useless office drone days workers, (typically working Mon-Fri 40hr weeks).
It is derived from the fact that they enjoy celebrating with cake (hence the cake-eating), and often perform very little in the way of useful tasks during their workday(hence the fuck-stick).
Those cake-eating fuck-sticks can't get anything right.
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A song that some kid made using gen-alpha terminology. The song reflects what society has come to, and how much our species has devolved.
Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler
You're so skibidi
You're so fanum tax
I just wanna be your sigma
Friggin come here
Give me your Ohio
Person A: sticking out your gyat for the rizzler
Person B: shut the fuck up
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When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night, with a huge erection. A guy will try to ignore his erection and try to go back to sleep (because when you're tired, it's hard to wank it).
The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
I woke up at 3 in the morning last night, and had a late night stick that won't quit, and I was up 'till 4:30 until I decided to just beat it the fuck up.
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Slang phrase in New England to refer to a person that is a mean bean.
A: Oh my god, you are literally the worst.
B: Stop being such a ding-dong on a bing-bong stick.
Pretty straightforward. That moral your friends repeat over and over again when they tell you that you shouldn't have slept with that girl last night 'cause they knew she'd take shit too seriously.
Clarence: shit bruv that Jessica chick is all over me she won't get off of me man she's tagging me in all this relationship post bullshit, saving pics of me, telling her friends, texting me 24/7... what do I do?
Bob: bro idk lmao you bloody fuckin' had sex with her not me. you know what they say fam don't stick your dick in crazy.
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