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guy1: oh shit it's may 1st
guy2: yo what's that
guy1: it's Max's birthday
national make ur best friend lose their virginity day
person 1: hey i get to fuck you now
person 2: wait wtf why
person 1: its may 1st! i get to fuck you
May 1st is National Date a Friend day
A: “Hey you’re my friend right?”
B: “Yeah!”
A: “okay date me it’s May 1st”
B: “okay!”
National Cuddle your gf/bf day.
Person 1:Babe can we cuddle?
Person 2:Why now?
Person 1:It's May 1st
Person 2:So?
Person 1:It's National Cuddle your gf/bf day!
Person 2:Oh alright.
people born on this day are LEGENDARY... they party wtbs, slam shottys and bang hotties, don’t fall for anyone under a 10, and always passes the breathalyzer... they’re legends.
dude... he must my born on may 1st because he’s a legend.
National lose your virginity day! Get laid by your girlfriend and she will never stop loving you!
Friends: why can’t she walk
Guy: it’s may 1st 🥵