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A fire tan is when one sits close to a fire and experiences a slight tan due to the fire. (Don’t be confused for a burn)
Oh boy! Will you have a very nice FIRE TAN going right now.
N. The sensation you feel on your palm and fingers when you accidentally hit your open hand against something harder than you expected. It can be caused by high fives, slamming your hand on a desk in defiance, hitting your hand on the pavement, or just about any other hand-related epic fail.
La-a: don't touch me!
Shaqual:shut up!
Shaqual:*swings hand to slap La-a, but accidentally hits his hand against a phone pole he didn't notice*
La-a: how do yo like that Fire Palm!
Shaqual: *doubled over and holding his hand while cursing*
Shaqual: shut up, you bitch!
La-a:*kicks Shaqual in the nuts and walks away*
Bumping uglies with your britches on for an extended period of time. Dry humping.
I’ve got blue balls because all we did was set a pants fire on her couch.
When two Filipino lady boys rub there dicks together to ejaculation
My boy got a Filipino fire starter from some lady boy at the bar after finding out the chick he was talking to was in fact a dude.
It's when you start climaxing but stops because you realise its not real cum but just piss
"Oh God here I come"- Matty B
"OH never mind it's a faulty fire alarm"-Miles
Fire hand is when a person has capsaicin oil on their hand(s) then proceeds to use that hand for manual stimulation of genitals.
He made a dinner with plentiful jalepenos, then proceeded to finger his girlfriend after eating. The fire hand burned brightly, but the couple fought through the sting.
Fire in the Bronx-ing something is when you repeat the same piece of information several times in one sentence. Named after the “fire in the Bronx” meme of 2 newscasters doing just that. A common experience to encounter doing a school presentation while also being very nervous.
Person 1 (doing a presentation): Christopher Columbus accidentally found the Americas while trying to circumnavigate the globe to get to India. Instead he landed in the Americas, rather than his intended destination of India. He assumed he was in India, where he was trying to go, but he had actually accidentally discovered the Americas instead.
Person 2: You kinda said the same thing 3 times there.
Person 3: Did you really just fire in the Bronx it?
Person 1: (wants to die right now.)