Beard Milk

Beard Milk is a naturally occurring liquid produced from the fermentation in a beard by bacteria to produce a nutritious and health white liquid capable of raising a baby to become a well bearded and well adjusted human. Research shows it to be more nutritious than colostrum.

Hey man, your beard is swelling, looks like you better get someone to help you get that Beard Milk out and to the baby as soon as possible.

Milk Stevens

(Noun) The yellow smoke in a bong or gravity bong.

Wow dude, that geeb is a milk stevens!

devil's milk

a trick; when you're smoking from a bong for so long and the smoke starts getting so thick it looks like milk.

i got weak lungs so can't do devil's milk. Sophie on the other hand does that every hit. idk how she does it.

pine milk

Breast milk

Give me some of your pine milk.

pine milk

Titty milk

Gimme some of that pine milk baby.

Lion's milk

Arak - a Levantine alcoholic spirit in the anis drinks family. It looks like water, tastes of anise and turns milky white when water is added.

- What are you having?

- IDK Lion's milk

The vegan milk-shakes

When you have too much caffiene and not enough fats in your system so you get the shakes.

Damn shawty I can't sit still, I've got the vegan milk-shakes!