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Waffle House

Shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing it.

I waffle housed that laptop. Next time remember your password

by Ate out by George washington April 3, 2016


Waffle House

Slang term for a typical white high school basketball player. Could be found going fishing in his free time. Probably is named Jack.

"That Woodson player is such a Waffle House"
"Waffle House is driving me to school today"

by Zzz123456789zzz December 20, 2015


Waffle House

The Waffle House is a powerful eldritch monster which is said to have infinite power and knowledge. To contain it the Waffle House must gain a new host a being chosen to contain it's power and share its goods and knowledge with the words. The ritual to find the New Host comes every 1000 years.

Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky

Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host

by M_Ace January 18, 2023


Get out of my house

Something ive said with the right to quiet enjoyment and as only leased tenant and why im killing the world.

I said "Get out of my house!"

by Cody5050 May 19, 2023


Hancock House

Hancock Hou, ses are thin, boxy, ugly. poorly constructed houses used for urban infill in gentrifying neighborhoods.

Hancock Houses are usually flat-roofed and flout the original design esthetic of the surrounding neighborhood.
Related to "Hancock", shoving your head up someone's ass (proverbially).
Hancock Houses are often described as "Fugly."

Oh boy #9.

The revenge of the Hancock Houses continued in 2020, despite the moratorium that was supposed to fix these sloppy, ugly monstrosities from infecting our neighborhoods. Despite the pronouncement by the City that "Slot Homes were dead," turns out they pushed through a few hundred permits before the moratorium took effect.

by Ninfa Mondegonfo MOn December 31, 2021


45th bird house

a birds nest in a tree on 45th east street

ill meet you by 45th bird house

by Big booty Judy?!?!?! May 13, 2022


House Gecko

A house gecko is a light-hearted, fun seeking floozy, having sex with one partner with already seeking the next one.

Forget about her, dude. She's fine, but she's a house gecko.

by ShyAaaaaaaaa May 9, 2021