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J-Strang

A manly man who bangs a lot of women and hosts parties every night.

He is the J-Strang of my school, he gets play everyday.

by Djh33 May 10, 2016


Pulled a James J

Any time police or legal authority get in the way of you accomplishing something

Johnny Jokes: Wheres Mike? He should have got to Club Ready hours ago...

Jimmy: O yea he pulled a James J and got pulled over for reckless driving.

Johnny Jokes: O he was probably honking at 5th grade girls again.

by Siggy Biceps June 1, 2009


j cashin

the highest form of swagness, the verb form of swag.

Matt: “Hey bro what are you doing?”
Brad: “Nothing much, just j cashin”

by swagmaddie January 25, 2021


Michael J. Okes

A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.

Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something

Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/

Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"

"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"

"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"

"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"

"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"

Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!

by Waitzsauce May 21, 2009


PB&J Rule

Party Blowjob Rule. If somebody is nice enough to throw an awesome party. One of the girls there should blow him out of gratitude.

Girl 1: Why'd u get with eric last night u dont even like him?
Girl 2: Had to, he threw a kickass party, PB&J rule

by Alazymudmixture July 15, 2009


J Fucked

Getting fucked in the ass with gravy instead of lube.

Gator, get the gravy! He’s gettin J Fucked!

by Thankyou720 December 30, 2021

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[J]

A J is the classic girl you fall in love with.
J is the first way to call a chick in Italy.
J endeed is an abbreviation of “Troja” which means “bitch”.
Call your girlfriend as J is not an offense because every girl is a J for someone.
J also is the initial of Juventus so your J always wins like Juventus.
So U must be proud to have a J... J is the cutest girl!

Bro1: Ey Man where’s ur J?
Bro2: Idk maybe she’s with the others Js.

by ytes April 29, 2018