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Iron Man 2 is a 2010 American superhero film featuring the Marvel Comics character Iron Man, produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Paramount Pictures. It is the sequel to 2008's Iron Man, the second film in a planned trilogy and is a part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Directed by Jon Favreau, the film stars Robert Downey, Jr., who reprises his role as Tony Stark. In cinematic canon, it takes place six months after Iron Man, and directly before Thor. The film's events take place after The Incredible Hulk but before the final scene with Tony Stark and General Ross.
Tony Stark has revealed his identity as Iron Man and is resisting calls by the United States government to hand over the technology. Ivan Vanko, meanwhile, has developed the same technology and built weapons of his own, creating new challenges for Stark.
Iron Man 2 (2010):
(taken away by the police)
Ivan Vanko: You lose, Stark! You lose!
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: (aiming their repulsar beams at each other) Put your hand down.
Tony Stark: You think you got what it takes to wear that suit?
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: We don't have to do this, Tony.
Tony Stark: You wanna be the War Machine, take your shot.
Tony Stark: You didn't know my father.
Nick Fury: As a matter of fact, he was the founding member of S.H.I.E.L.D.
(after reviewing Hammer's inventory of weapons)
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: I'll take it.
Justin Hammer: Which one?
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: All of it!
Agent Coulson: (holding up the Captain America shield) Where did you get this? Do you have any idea what this is?
Tony Stark: *That*... is exactly what I need!
(takes shield, shoves it under coil, measures with carpenter's level)
Tony Stark: There, see? Perfectly level.
Natalie Rushman: I'm going to enter the facility.
(she begins to remove her dress, Happy stares at her and dodges a car)
Natalie Rushman: Eyes on the road.
Iron Man: Rhodey, get down!
(activates an energy blade that cleaves through all the droids)
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Wow. I think you should lead with that one next time.
Iron Man: Sorry, that's a one-off, can only be used once, done once.
(After end credits)
(as Agent Coulson gazes upon a crater, he makes a call)
Agent Coulson: Sir. We found it.
(camera pans down to reveal Thor's hammer)
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A painful reminder/wake up call to all guys that women do in fact shit... even the attractive ones. Ignorance is bliss isn't it?
Hey man where's Ashley?
She's probably taking a shit, she's been in the bathroom forever.
Dude girls don't shit!
Oh really? Watch 2 girls 1 cup, you won't thank me.
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Worse than 2 girls 1 cup, goddamn, I didn't think it could get any worse...but it does.
Dude 1: 2 girls 1 finger is way more fucked up than 2girls1cup.
Dude 2: Yeh, I heard it killed the same grandma from the grandma reaction video to 2 girls 1 cup when she saw it.
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A popular internet video that is similar to 2 girls 1 cup. In it, two women perform sexual acts on each other, with one of them defecating directly into the other's mouth.
If you thought 2 girls 1 cup was bad, wait till you see 2 girls 1 finger!
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An expansion pack to the highly popular online shooter, Battlefield 2. Adds new teams, weapons, and maps.
After a hard day at work, I like to go home and frag some noobs on Battlefield 2: Special Forces.
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The sacred rule of Discord vc: If two guys are alone in the voice chat, it is gay.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to play some Valorant
Guy 2: Sure, if we get a 3rd
Guy 2: What why?
Guy 1: It's the 2-Man Rule dude
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A Rapper Who Thinks He's Fooling Somebody By Re-Naming Himself From Tity Boi To 2 Chainz
Dresses Like And Acts 25 But in Reality Is Actually 35 YEARS OLD!!
All Hype ( Like A Majority Of Artists Today)
Needs To Rap About Lotion Wit His Ashy Ass ( And That's TRU)
You're Average Southern Rapper With a Retard-Flow
2 Chainz (Tity Boi): TRUUUU!
Arman : What Da Fuck Is He Sayin?
Me : Man, You Got Me,Sound Like So Real Stupid Shit Doe!
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