hammered

The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.

Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.

After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.

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hammering

to fuck a girl usually to fuck her so hard she screams

Guy 1: I was hammering a girl so hard that she was screaming daddy

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hammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated, though to a lesser extent than shitfaced.

Man, I'm gonna go out and get hammered tonight,

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hammers

Any refrence to a gun

Homeboi just copped dem new hammers

i clap da hammers

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hammered

Intoxicated beyond drunk.

Im fuckin Hammered.

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Hammer

Another word for cock, dick, or penis.

1. I pack a huge hammer.
2. I bet my hammer is bigger than yours!

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hammer on

To go from one thing to another without a break. Derived from the guitar technique for moving between notes.

Opposite is 'hammer off' - to go away, similar to 'f*** off'

We'll meet at the bar, then probably hammer on to a club.

I'm tired; I'll probably hammer off home in a few minutes.

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