good old fashioned fun

Sex

Phone conversation with:
Your mom- *sigh, I have nothing to do tonight. My kids are out of town and my husband, at work.
Me- Well, how bout I come over and we'll have some good old fashioned fun.
Your mom- ...Yes, I'm so horny.

Me- Say no more; I'll bring the lube. I like it nice and sloppy.
Your mom- Just like me.
Me- That's right, bitch.

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Good looking women online

Nonexistent.

See: unicorn

1. s3xy n e good lookin women??

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Minecraft good fortnite bad

A word used by redditards who thinks it’s fucking funny and gets upvoted for saying this retarted word. They also shove this word in everyone’s faces for playing fortnite instead of minecraft

Me: Plays fortnite

Redditards: MINECRAFT GOOD FORTNITE BAD KENAU REEVES MOMENT NOT WHOLESOME SHSHSBSBSNJSKWKSKSJSUSUSH

Me: Holy shit your actually retarted

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Back in the 'good old days',

This was the original reference to the past BEFORE it was bastardized by the cheap ghetto and sport radio jock talk: 'back in the day', which has become popular of late...

Back in the 'good old days', we used to have to walk a mile through 3 feet of snow to get to school every day.

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The law of "Good Will Hunting"

States that if an argument arises when discussing a certain actor's best movie, if said actor appeared in the movie "Good Will Hunting," the argument is over and "Good Will Hunting" is the best movie that actor appeared in

Idiot - Ben Affleck's best movie is Argo.

Intelligent Person - Ha! Nope, it's Good Will Hunting! The law of "Good Will Hunting" states I'm correct!

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nah, I'm good.

literally leave me the fuck alone.

"Wanna play a game?"
"Nah, I'm good."

leave me the fuck alone.

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Turkish Good Morning

When you wake up your partner by inserting your penis into their asshole.

"I gave her a Turkish good morning to get the day started right"

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