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Mom I wanted a green one

When a boy who is very rich wanted a specific color of a fancy car. However, his parents got him the wrong color.

Mom: I got you a blue lambo
Boy: mom I wanted a green one

by Heyitsyeboisure June 17, 2019

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get my green drink on

Similar to "getting my drink on," but instead of alcohol it's a "green drink"β€”like a superfood drink made with spirulina, kale, chlorella, or wheatgrass.

Friday night: get my drink on. Saturday morning: get my green drink on.

by Ae5Ea8 May 9, 2015

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Break check at a green light

When you’re hitting it from behind and it slips out and back in to the other persons asshole.
Also known as accidental anal

Veronica: so how was it last night?
Stacy: it was good, except I got break checked at a green light.

John: I heard you got with Stacy, how was it?
Jack: she was great, but she hasn’t talked to me since I accidentally gave her a break check at a green light.

by October 27, 2019

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national green grass day

a fake stupid day that mr hinson aka BIG boi makes up it is really gay and only logan celebrates it some grass isnt even green YEAH its racist green!? why not black oh think about that next time you do wednsday words of wisdom

its not national green grass day you faggot

by Cooper is wierd April 17, 2019

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Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene

Congress-woman Marjorie Tayor Greene is a radical, right-wing tRumpy MAGAt who believes that Jewish space-aliens using space lasers to start California wildfires, and that the school killings were "false-flag", advocates killing Speaker Nancy Pelosi, brings a gun to Congress, refuses to walk through the metal detectors, and talks to tRumpty to thank him for his support - Lock Her Up and fuck the BITCH!

Is Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene a Fuck-quat or what?

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

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A Young Dan Green In His Day

an amazing runner. Un beatable in anything he does. The ultimate athlete and competitor. Destroyer of worlds

I thought i was gonna win that race the other day, but then A Young Dan Green In His Day passed me and won easily. I was in awe.

by LBJ23King July 11, 2010

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turn some green red

the act of smoking marijuana wherein the green turns red when lit.

lets make it a party and turn some green red!

by thewhiteboy420247 January 21, 2009

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