Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.
Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now
Someone that acts very friendly.
Bro you are so Aly bear .
He is very Aly bear.
The act of smothering an unwanted sexual advance by throwing dirt on the person and smacking them with a shovel
If Karen can't take a hint, I'm gonna have to smokey the bear her
The act of smothering an unwanted sexual advance by throwing dirt on the person and smacking them with a shovel
If Karen can't take a hint, I'm gonna have to smokey the bear her
A dance used when feeling excited
Person : Wow I can't wait for Christmas!
Me : Y-y-y-yogi bearrrrrrr (dancing)
It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.
We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!