Carbonated beverage only the highest members of society can appreciate. Legend has it that the sigma male fed carbonated milk to giga chad through his moobs to help gigachad grow.
average person: 'omg uuuggghhhh is that sparkling milk, yuck i can't believe you're drinking that'
giga chad: 'LESGOOOOOO I LOVE SPARKLING MILKKKK'
I left some jersey milk on a girl's bed last night.
Using a lactating moms breast milk for lubricant during anal sex.
I pulled off a mommas milk dud, but only because she was out of strawberry jelly. I’m not an animal.
A gay man who sells his own semen, usually to be drunken.
Bro my Milk Dealer has some fire semen in stock right now.
The light pink substance formed when cum and period blood mix together after a dirty sesh.
Man 1: Oh man, I'm gonna burst baby!
Woman 1: Yes Daddyyyy...
Gordon Ramsey: And that's how to make the perfect Pink Milk Pie, delicious
When you creampie inside a girl on her period.
Bro: How was last night?
Me: I gave her a pink milk pie
Bro: Ahh, so you got your sword bloodied
Any breast milk that’s been put inside ones Anus via enema then pushed out. You receive “titty ass milk”.
Also known as chocolate .butt milk
Rob: hey baby let me get that titty ass milk!
Rashanda: sure thing! Why don’t you pump some milk out ma tits and shove it up my ass, then I’ll squirt squirt it in yo mouth!