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douche bag

at this point you have pushed me so far that you don't deserve to be called anything more creative. you are such a douche bag that if you were shot in front of me I would just stare at you begging for mercy.

le douche: your a stupid faggot
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death

by somethingican May 25, 2020


Douche Bag

Being unable to take a joke, telling or ratting on someone else because you are a tool

Alfie is over reacting, man he sure is a douche bag

by your such a douche July 1, 2011


DOUCHE PENALTY

PUNISHMENT RECEIVED WHEN ONE OF TWO PARTIES ASK FOR HELP IN ACCOMPLISHING A TASK, THAT BENIFITS BOTH PARTIES, BUT GETS DENIED. THE PARTY ASKING FOR HELP THEN CALLS DOUCHE PENALTY ON THE DENYING PARTY WHICH RESULTS IN THE FIRST PARTY NOT PERFORMING THE TASK FOR 20 MINUTES HOLDING THE SECOND PARTY TIME UP AT WORK.

PARTY ONE: HEY CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS SO WE BOTH CAN GET OUT OF HERE?
PARTY TWO: NO JUST GET IT BACK HERE TO SHIP ALREADY!
PARTY ONE: DOUCHE PENALTY! I'LL WAIT SO YOU HAVE TO STAY LATE AND WHILE YOUR WORKING ON YOUR END I'LL BE HEADING HOME. ASS BAG!!

by SHADOW BANDIT June 15, 2010


Douche conoe

Bryan Toon

Bryan is such a douche conoe

by Queen fucking bitch23 February 14, 2018


Turbo Douche

A person who is the pentacle of douchedom.

Jim is such a turbo douche and nobody likes him.

by MarzMan February 19, 2024


Douche

A ridiculously annoying, retarded, or

Dom: "My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks."
Cody: "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche...VICIOUS!"
Justin: "Piss me off...two pussies, two pussies, two pussies! Jack off, jack off, jack off!"
Andy: "You wanna go, Dom?"
Dom: "Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)

by Doom da Man May 18, 2007


Douche

A device woman use to wash their vaginas with.

Martha is a douche

by MLGPure October 4, 2020