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When taking a shit, the poo curls round on itself and does a couple of backflips before hitting the bowl.
"Bro, I had hell of a Tom Daley Poop last night, every log I dropped did at least 3 backflips before it hit water"
That feeling you get when it’s so cold outside that your stomach starts to hurt and you have to poop really badly.
I have the pre-poop chills and I’m very scared I might let this load out before the bus gets to school.
Noun: An act of defecation in which an increased amount of feces causes a portion of the pile to exceed the water level in the toilet bowl, resulting in an unusually strong smell.
“I just dropped a shark fin poop – don’t go in there for about 35-45 minutes!”
An unwanted person who follows another person or group of people around. Due to the fact goldfish have a hard time shaking off their feces; this describes the level of utter annoyance as to what describes a goldfish poop pest. The most extreme goldfish poop pests are crazy fans and stalkers.
When will that goldfish poop pest stop following me around?
Poop sex involving the vagina, specifically poop in the vagina and on the dick.
Ma’am, may i ask you for a round of vagina poop sex.
Of course. I’ve just ate two McDoubles and a large fried potato. I’m all ready for some raunchy vagina poop sex
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someone who ain't really for the streets.
When Ethan Hawke wouldn't smoke that Mexican brick, Denzel called him a "poop butt ass" under his breath when they were stopped in the middle of an intersection lmoao
when someones face constantly looks like the have to poop
"hey does your friend need to use the toilet"
"no he just has resting poop face"