J dog is a name given to the most pimp people with names that start with “J”
If you are ever lucky enough to meet one, you’ll know that they are packin... huge cock and balls... a real punisher. Unfortunately it is just too big which makes girls avoid the parylized life which is guaranteed after sleeping with him.
Person 1: Yo when was tht tower built
Person 2: That’s just J Dog’s dick bro
Big epic, super strong and shagged so many birds that the global gene pool will never be the same.
Friend 1: J-Dog is so epic.
Friend 2: I know right, if we listed everything it would look like a dark souls item description.
Getting lectured to death on the difference between strict and negligence liability.
The other day, Tommy totally gave me a Flem-J when he talked about Rylands"
When you do not mean what you said
Bro he was J Kidding dont worry he wont chomp on your pp..............yet
Sweetest girl in the world is very stubborn tho but she cares. She has an attitude out of this world but compliments it with her looks. Bella J is a goddess in disguise and has the body of one. They often fall for Libras or guys or girls that names start with D
Riley a national treasure! With a huge dick :)
Girl 1: did you see Riley (J)?
Girl 2: yes! He’s a national ducking treasure with a huge dick