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" i was having a great day until i went to the bad news box and got some past due bill statments and a subpeona to court"
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That one skinny bitch with a thigh gap who is known for letting guys eat her out. She uses strawberry lube and owns glass dildos
"Man have you seen Alexandria today?"
"Nah man I prefer Box gap girls"
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A DJ that only plays top 40, or 100, music in a bar and nightclub. The music is not remixed or mashed-up at all, but instead the DJ transfers from one original track to another.
The DJ spins music similar to the single tracks heard on popular day time radio (not remixes), has no or very little creativity with the tracks, and lacks in interacting with the crowd of listeners. Audiences are almost better off listening to a juke box.
If you don't scratch or remix beats, you must be a Juke Box DJ.
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A woman's grossly deformed and stinky pussy after being gang banged by the whole college football team.
Guy 1: Hey I heard Mary is going to be at the party tonight...we should go I heard she likes the D.
Guy 2: Nah man ever since she hung out with the football team she hasn't been the same. I heard she's trying to nurse her Shrimp Tackle Box back to normal.
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When a woman puts items of food into her pussy and or arse to suprise her partner. Along the lines of opening your lunchbox at work to see what the wife packed you to eat. Bonus points for sweet/ nice foods. Minus points for boring/ everyday foods.
Steve was very happy when Shazza packed him a chocolate eclair into "The Tradesmans Lunch Box.", instead of the normal ham sandwiches
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1. A magical box full of all the fucks that have not been given.
2. Masturbating into a box fan to see how far the semin will fly.
3. Your box of dildos
The Magic Box of Fuck was a disaster, I aimed wrong and got myself.
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euphamism for a womans lady parts
Yo son its Valentines day. I got some roses, champagne and some strawberries, I'm definitly gettin Da Juice Box tonight
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