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‘Eat goru less’, Wise Uttam said.
‘Wise words’, his students thought.
On my dumbass of a friends birthday you may eat your girl’s pussy if you want to it will be on July 1
Dude: Sorry bro I can’t hang out today
Bro: dude why not
Dude:bro it’s July 1 it National Eat out your girl day
In December it’s eat ass month
November’s over but it’s eat ass month now
Every month at the 10th to the 23rd you and your friends must do something that consists of eating ass
Guy 1: yo dude do you know what the time of the month it is?
Guy 2: no what is it
Guy 1: EAT ASS MONTH BRING THOSE CHEEKS
When you challenge yourself to eat as much food as humanly possible as a source of pride and love for your country. It usually ends up in stomach aches, strokes, and terrible shits
Ted: So, I was pride eating three pounds of pancakes last night
Andy: Why?
Ted: CAUSE I'M A FUCKIN' PATRIOT... ANDY
To perform analingus without the aid of a flavored substance such as ranch dressing or peanut butter.
She wanted me to toss her salad but since we didn't have any ranch I ended up eating it plain.