two-points

To put out or short a blunt.

"Do you want to hit this?" "Na' two-points."

two-block

Copulate -- like when the two blocks of a nautical pulley system jam together.

He two-blocked her on their first date.

two-block

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

number two year

Like a number four year, but are years in a 4n+2 pattern. They are known for Winter Olympics, FIFA World Cup, and U.S. Midterm elections.

The PyeongChang Winter Olympics and Russia World Cup will make 2018 an amazing number two year!

Two-Finger Filet

(Too - Fing-Ger Fi-ley)

When you finger a girl with both your index finger, and your middle finger.

"I sir, am an expert on the subject of the Two-Finger Filet."

"Don't you believe me? I Two-Finger filet-ed the shit out of that hoe."

Two-Ball Walk

1. Getting hit in the testicles by a baseball, typically as the batter during a baseball game.
2. The walk after such a play, if a walk occurred.

1. Johnny had a bad throw and gave Tom a two-ball walk.
2. Dominic took a two-ball walk on the third inning today. He said he's fine, though.

Two Mouth

A Woman down to have sex

Two Mouth "A vagina resembles a mouth sideways hence 2 mouth"