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There's something about her isn't there.
Vanilla Ice- I just got jumped by a van full of Crips to get to Mary J Blige. They fucked my ass up.
Pat Healy- You should see Norm the pizza boy. He had somebody break his back to get to her. He hasn't been walking right in a long time now.
someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.
person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.
Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.
Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.
To take something that doesn't belong to you
Verb: Steal
Past tense : Ball Jd
1. Why did you Ball j the meat from the soup
2. He ball Jd the beat from him
She’s the most beautiful girl she’s Latin and she’s short she has the most beautiful smile ever she’s a girl that been through a lot in the pass but still puts her head up she’s smart has a super nice personality she’s funny nice person a trusty person and keeps secrets Jackie J will cheer u up and help u fix things or tries too. She’s really pretty but she doesn’t really like dating but she is attractive she is smart she has a lot of friends she’s rocks out every outfit she wears and has good grades.
Jackie j smart
Jackie j kind
Jackie jhas good grades
Jackie j has a pretty smile
Jackie J is short
Proceed with caution. When she sets her sights on something she will stop at nothing to get it. Even if it means hiding life-sustaining medication from disabled people in order to benefit from the inevitable outcome. Even innocent children are not safe from her ill deeds. A beauty from afar but only so-so up close. Very insecure and constantly putting anyone she perceives as a threat down in an attempt to make herself seem better by comparison.
"This is the 3rd person in this family to turn up dead in the past 3 months- & they all coincidentally had life insurance policies purchased for them in the weeks before they died! What kind of impatient nit-wit would think no one would notice this?"
"Umm, Jackie-J of course. Duh."