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oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *
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Rules that you make up in a friendship
Me and my best friend made up friendship rules
Of greater danger than nobody knowing what to do is a broadly held presumption that somebody does.
Source: “‘Idiocracy’ is a disturbingly prescient reflection of our current reality, not because nobody knows anything but because everybody thinks somebody does." ~ Jared Bauer
Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy arises in part from characteristics discussed in Erich Fromm’s “Escape From Freedom,” including a desire to defer to a trusted figure to escape the burden of having to puzzle out matters for which one is ill-equipped, the learning curve is steep, or information is at best incomplete.
Sanchez rule.
Originates from the tv show Dirty Sanchez. A group of 3 welsh and 1 british stunt group who performed stunts way worse than their mtv counterparts Jackass.
Sanchez rule is when one of the group thinks up a stunt to do. Then they themselves must do it.
"You've got to, sanchez rule. Sanchez rule has always been the same. You think of it. You do it." Lee Dainton to Matthew Pritchard
Half your age plus 5 is the mathematical equation that NFL QB's use to determine the creepiness of a dating relationship.
Take this example for the Sanchez Rule:
Person A: Is 24 years old.
Person B: is 17 years old.
24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.
Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.
Rules 08 Declares: The Internet is not a safe place and we should always keep an eye on the issue of Web Dating
Rules 09 Declares: If you don't have WhatsApp, It's not a girl, it's a man wanting to take advantage of you
Don't Trust Girls, Lolis Are The Pirigiest, Everyone Knows How To Imitate A Loli Even Me So ALERT!!!
See A Rules 29 & 30
If They Asked You for Dating Ask Whatsapp If She Refuses, Refuse Dating Too
Rules 08 & 09
Rules 29 & 30