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the complete opposite of a fat steamy cream pie
she be dry homie all dust caked up.
The perfect dessert for after a smoked brisket.
Meemaw’s makin me a Mississippi mud cake for after I get my brisket outta the smoker
When you make a tray of pot brownies, cover the top in whipped cream, and do whip it’s with the left over whipped cream
Dude we made a super birthday cake and got crazy high
when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it
cheryl let me cake pop surprise her ass
The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”
a girl or woman who teases you, as in tempts you to want her sexually, being attractive, showing her face, hair or body, wearing tight clothes., a good sounding voice, good personality. "cake" as in 'pussy' 'ass' or 'butt'
a beautiful girl wore a necklace that says "Cake Tease" in that "Samsung vault" commercial
she looks so good, gorgeous face, curvy, beautiful, she's a cake tease