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the "I got 2 phones" originated from the song '2 phones' by Kevin gates.it has been trending numerous times throughout the years but recently its being used by a side of tiktok called "da boys" to express their irritation for what a person is saying in a video and to say that what they are saying has no point and doesn't really make sense. Normally it used used under a lgbtq person or women's video talking about something in their community or something to do with it. A lot of the time its used by salty young men because they don't know what to say because they know their opinion is not only wrong but is more pointless than the video or comment they are replying too. it is a ignorant term and shouldn't be commented under videos discussing serious topics.
woman:the patriarchy is bad
incel:i got 2 phones
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An attempt at a good sequel to FFX. It's basically Yuna with shrunken whore like clothes, Rikku with bigger hair and very sluttish clothes, and a new character Paine who also looks like a slut. Made for younger girls but mostly played by serious final fantasy otakus and perverted men.
Final Fantasy X-2 is a slutty game made for old perverted men who can't get a girlfriend and who got dumped by their wives cuz they just wanted sex.
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a women putting a didlo in a penis hole not like slamming it like uh a boob job and a blow job but it the penis hole plus the man is screaming honestly if you watch this your penis will be so soft that you think you have a pussy but yeah.. dont watch it
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Similar to the original hot pocket, however this requires the participant to defecate into the the woman's rectum instead. Proceed to insert the penis into the sphincter and thrust until climax. The last step requires the fucker to perform anal fellatio or salad tossing upon the fuckee.
I got tired of the ol hot pocket, so I decided to spice up our sex life and try the Alabama hot pocket #2. And wake up to a Portugese breakfast. I think Jane will ask me for a remarriage.
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A shamless ripoff of 2 girls 1 cup. Use a finger, little gagging, lots of puking, target practice for the eyes.
You see that 2 girls 1 finger vid?
Hell no. The last one scarred me for life.
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A demented way of interacting, insanity, sleep deprived, usually witnessed while coming home from Forensics tournaments. Must have two people in order to accomplish this state, and they will usually be of opposite genders.
I saw Eileen and Brandon having 2+1+1=3 today.
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When you stick it in her ass and then cum in her ass and then you eat her ass out whilst sucking the cum back out of her ass. Then you spit it in her mouth and she eats your ass with the cum still in her mouth. Then she spits the load back into your mouth and you swallow it
Jenny: wow your breath stinks!
Me: oh that’s just cuz we did 2 shots of vodka last night
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