swegg rolls

The tasty deliciousness that is the southwestern egg roll. Corn, peppers, black beans, spinach, chicken, and cheese, all wrapped up in a deep fried tortilla. Delish!

GIVE ME THEM SWEGG ROLLS!

Rolling out the white carpet

Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.

Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.

Dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, fuck catching the clap from some hobo

Roll Fat

To roll the biggest number on a die or dice

"Okay... we do not want to roll fat." *rolls a six* "And just like that I roll fat!"

fence and roll

A fake Farrow and Ball paint

Nice paint job, is it fence and roll?

fence and roll

Fake farrow and ball paint

Nice paint job, is that fence and roll?

Chick Rolled

When trying to establish or otherwise maintain an image of manliness, one is pranked to look very femine.

When I got into my car to leave after working out at the gym with my friend, I rolled the windows down and turned on the radio, which began blaring "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" because my friend had Chick Rolled me.

Shit Roll Invader

Using a slightly over eager finger that carelessly breaks through the toilet paper whilst wiping one arse

All the nosh is hand prepared, which is nice, but I forgot to mention, he is a shit roll invader!