big dumb hands

Hands possesed by women of a larger frame, i.e., fatties. these women's "big dumb hands" are called that because the fingers look like eggrolls, and thier nails are always at least 5'in in length, and painted lime green and hot pink, maybe with a decal of rhinestones thrown in here and there. they use thier large talons to grap twinkies, penises, and pork chops and have a death grip to rival a pit bull's. big dumb hands should be avoided like lance bass in a public shower

i had to sleep wiith her! the big dumb hands wouldn't let me go!

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two hand jam

you know, some bball?

larry: shiiiit, two hand jam?
johnlarry: dont you mean bball?
larry: yup.

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woodland sticky hands

when your enjoying a hike through the wilderness, and happen to spot an exceptionally attractive member of the female sex, you proceed to take their hands and apply them to wet sap excreting from a nearby tree, thusly rendering them immobile, and allowing you to have your way with this female.

"your hot lets fuck"|
"ew no"
(man finds wet sap and applies the woodland sticky hands technique)
"take it all"

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shake hands with the unemployed

what guys who can't get a girlfriend do

When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"

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Wash your hands

Fine ass girl with some fine ass booty

Friend 1: *has big butt*
Friend 2: heyy you got a nice wash your hands *wink wink*

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Serbian Hand Grenade

The sexual act of placing a large number of sour candys attached to a string in a womens rectum and removing one by one using only your mouth.

Those girls last night were so wild they wanted us to give them Serbian Hand Grenades!!!

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operation ranch hand

when you have just finished masturbating and you have ranch all over your hand

Oh shit, i forgot to clean the ranch off my hand.

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