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pickled cauliflower

1. A vegetable soaked in vinegar

2. Very wrinkly, crinkly misshapen vagina

1. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

2. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

by Monodon July 27, 2004

4👍 2👎


michelips

someone with big puffy lips, like the Michelin man

Leslie Ash used to be fine, but since her botched op she is a right Michelips.

by Monodon July 27, 2004

1👍 10👎


monkey's thumbs

excessively long nipples that are highly visible through a woman's clothing

whoah ... did you see the monkey's thumbs on that

by Monodon July 28, 2004

9👍 9👎


whorange

Skin colour caused by using cheap fake tanning lotion

Her huge gold earrings clashed with her whorange skin

by Monodon July 27, 2004

31👍 9👎


cheesus

Exclamation given to deride extremely cheesy/corny moment, usually shouted midway through pathetic films

Oh Cheesus! why are we watching this crap?

by Monodon July 27, 2004

40👍 24👎


shake hands with the unemployed

what guys who can't get a girlfriend do

When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"

by Monodon July 27, 2004

15👍 38👎


keblabia

The kind of pussy you only go for when you are wearing beer goggles

I was so pissed last night I ended up having a keblabia

by Monodon July 27, 2004