Squigs n skimp

a fat kid who will never turn down an opportnity to get food.

Kevin Stryker the squigs n skimp of the town weighs in at 200 pounds. He's in 7th grade. Haha, what a fat fat ass

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cluck n' tuck

the act of placing ones nuts between their legs and stating the words " Buk Buk BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK" resembling that of a chicken

I opened the door to my moms room and found Chris naked performing the cluck n' tuck.

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poot-n-scoot

A game played mainly in the southern states in which players intentionally poop themselves and then try and see who can drag their buttocks across the floor and leave the longest skid mark.

Woodrow: "Hey momma after church today, are we gonna play a good ole fashioned game of poot-n-scoot?"

Momma: "Yes Woodrow, let's see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!"

Woodrow: "You better watch out, I'm the best poot-n-scooter this side of the Mississippi!"

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quick n easy

A convenience store and gas station, sells food, drinks, candy and lotto, almost always located on the corner of a busy intersection. Can also refer to a person who is quick to give up the goods so they are known as being easy. Could also mean quick to come at a person on social media but whose bark is louder than their bite. Usually girls who are petty and unattractive.

I stopped by the quick n easy for milk and bread.
Speaking of quick n easy that girl Sage is always chasing the di*ck and talking sh*t on Snapchat!

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Hound n a Pound

To make a girl scream when referring to sex, a friend may be doing that night with his chick.

Hey Mitch what are you doing tonight?

Mitch: Just hanging with my girlfriend

Me:What are gunna do Hound n a Pound her.

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chicken rice n peas

a common food of people of afro carribean descent. in fact it s extremely popular; so much so that bird flu would destroy their diet

me go out get some chicken rice n peas; easy what u saying blud? You want to eat; how about the usual: chicken rice n peas??

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Kool n' Soothe Slapsies

A game in which Kool n' Soothe cold compress pads are used for the enjoyment of many. The aim of the game is to hit a body part of another player

5 points for a headshot
10 points for a cunt or cock shot
3 points for arms
2 points for chest/ stomach

alternatively, just try to inflict as much cold pain as possible.....enjoy

Kool n' Soothe Slapsies - the coolest game in the world

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