Thank God for small favors

An ancestor of this phrase is "Thank heaven for small mercies". It's often used sarcastically to express relief that an unpleasant person or situation is avoided or gone.

"That annoying student finally moved to another state," the secretary told the principal.
"Thank God for small favors," replied the Principal.

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young don the sauce god

The Sauciest Youtuber in town. Also known as the sauce god

Person 1: Have you seen young don the sauce god’s new video?
Person 2:No
Person 1: then you are a dumb scrub that has no meaning in life

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oh god help me

please get me out out of heriehehbehunjmaisnydbe shetvstvsysnunsjshvtevtwwnwjn22nwhbhwsnsnw

oh god help me i’m being kidnappppppppppppppppppppppppp

Your keyboard to God's screen

Variation on "your lips to Gods ears" - may the (perhaps improbable) wish you just typed be received by the Divine, and then brought to fruition. Another way to say, "Boy, I sure hope so!"

"It's like 1989 all over again, in Iran."

"Your keyboard to God's screen."

Oh man, God Damn

Something you searched already knowing what it’s referring to

Hey Dexter... OH MAN, GOD DAMN

Your God likes the rod

The highest level of the big gay possible

Billy: Your family tree LGBT.
Tom: No, your God likes the rod!

*Billy's skeleton turns to Ash as he burst into flame, letting out screeches from the hell demons coming to take him to satan himself*

god dang it on rye

similar to saying god dang it but when you're even more frustrated or mad. Saying god dang it but with more authority. Similar to ordering a sandwhich in a busy deli at the peak of lunch rush. Usually you have to order real fast, loud and with authority. Give me a Corned Beef on Rye!

example 1

ring...ring...

Jimmy: Yo Eric your phone is ringing

Eric: I know god dang it on Rye!, it's this fooker calling me back for the 50th time to ask me some stupid question about Windows Vista!

example 2

DMV attendant: Sir you are in the wrong line you have to go to the purple line to get your license renewed!

Man: But the assistant up front said I needed to be here in the Grren line!

DMV attandant: No this is for vision testing only you need to go to the purple line over there

Man: But I have been waiting for 45 minutes in this line and that purple line is all the way out the door

DMV attendant: Sir you have to go to the purple line

Man: God dang it on Rye I am going to kill someone

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