girlfriend season

That time of year right when fall starts when it is best to get a girlfriend to settle down with for the Winter, only to dump her come spring time, hence the seasonality of the relationship.

Dude#1: I love the start of Football season !

Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.

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brahmance

brahmance
-noun

1. a novel or other prose narrative depicting heroic or marvelous deeds, pageantry, romantic exploits, etc., usually in a Hawaiian setting.

2. a romantic affair or experience; a love affair between 2 seemingly straight Hawaiian men
-verb
1. to invent or relate brahmances; indulge in fanciful or extravagant stories or daydreams in Hawaii
verb (used with object)

Informal .

1. to court or woo brahmantically; treat with ardor or chivalrousness: He's currently brahmancing a very attractive surfer from Maui.

Samoan Dude #1: Hey brah what's up with Haluolamalu? He's been spending all his time with that surfer guy Jim.

Samoan Dude #2: Yean brah those two are inseperable. They got a sick brahmance going on right now

Samoan Dude #1: Hey whatever man let's just go to the luau without him.

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koozebag

A chick who is on the rag or is just a bitch. One who came out of the womb angry at life. Chicks can be inherantly born a koozebag or become a koozebag temporarily for many reasons such as an upcoming wedding or the fact that they are on or soon will be on their period.

Guy #1: I politely asked Jen a question about sending me a vendor's contact information and she copped a major tude with me!

Guy #2: Why what's up with that?

Guy #1: I don't know but as her wedding draws closer she is turning into a real koozebag.

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wiffletree

your butt, buttox, bottom, bum, backside, ass.

Dillon: Hey Michael get off your wiffletree and do some work for a change!!

Michael: But I am really busy over here. I am doing the work of 3 people.

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fartosis

Farting or or possesing continuos far like symptoms. Having a condition where one farts repeatidly and does not have the ability to control it.

Girl: The other day on the bus some guy walked in and crop dusted everyone on his way to the seat in the back, it was viscious!

Guy: Wow really? Sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole

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CTB

acronym for CheersThanksBye:

To say goodbye to someone in a polite but very rapid fashion.

salesrep: Hey Mr. customer thanks again so much for calling back and thanks for your continued business. I will follow up on your order next week once it ships.

Mr. customer: OK that sounds great thanks for getting this order out to me so quickly. Have a good one, talk to you soon.

salesrep: ok CTB

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enyoy

intransitive verb
: to have a good time but as pronounced by Latin American's who only speak spanglish and mispronounce almost every word including the word enjoy.

transitive verb
1: to have for one's use, benefit, or lot : experience <enyoyed great success>

2: to take pleasure or satisfaction in

— en·yoy·able \-ə-bəl\ adjective

— en·yoy·able·ness noun

— en·yoy·ably \-blē\ adverb

— en·yoy·er noun

— enyoy oneself

: to have a good time

fast food order taker: Hi sir ken i help jou?

customer: yeah gimme a pizza puff, ring and a large Fanta Grape

order taker: ok jou got a peeza puh, onjun ring and larggee Fonnta? Dat wull be Fi fisty tree pleece.....thinking.....thinking....still thinking.....ok out of 6.....footy seven cent is jour change

customer: thanks

order taker: enyoy

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