John: Hey do you play fortnite?
Jim: No, its cancer
A stupid ass game that stupid ass people never shut the fuck up about
Person one: when are you playing fortnite with me
Person two: fuck you cunt stop asking me dumbass questions abt that dumbass game
A stupid ass game that stupid ass people never shut the fuck up about
Person one: when are you playing fortnite with me
Person two: fuck you cunt stop asking me dumbass questions abt that dumbass game
a game that has taken over the lives of sad little teenage boys. they constantly loose girlfriends because of this game , since they are too busy playing. people also post their wins on their snapchat story because they think people actually give a shit about them when we actually don't.
girlfriend: i think we need to break up, you're spending too much time on that stupid "fartnite" game and not spending enough time with me.
boy: *is playing fortnite at the moment* yeah ok.
computer:fine
9yo: loses a fortnite game
computer: non existant
a gay ass game no one likes but people still cuz they are delusional mfs
Jack: "hey my gay friends! do you wanna play fortnite while we can get pussy instead?"
Jacks Friend: "no dumbass we getting bitches while u can find some e-bitches 🤡🤡🤡"