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Crab Hands

When your hands start to make shapes similar to that of a crabs hand/claw while playing Guitar Hero. Also known as Guitarthritis.
Some also call it Crabbing which is the the actual process of getting crab hands.

John Hey look at my note streak
Dave Nice keep it going
John Oooh god...im crabbing!!!!
Dave Man that was not a good time for crab hands.
John Your telling me.

by DFTOcelot August 24, 2008

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Shake hands with J.F.K.

It means "to masturbate".

Brb, ima go shake hands with J.F.K.!

by Adam and Lenny September 4, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hand Dick Friction

1) The force applied to one's penis during masturbation or hand job. Levels of "HDF" can become increasingly uncomfortable without the use of proper lubrication.

2) The act of male masturbation

God Damn it John!!! It smells like Hand Dick Friction in here!

by kilo2824 July 1, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


hand me down

Used to describe a male or female of whom one has had sexual relations with, and has passed along to their younger friend or relative.

Fundo got tired of his girlfriend cheating on him, so he turned her into a hand me down whore, and sold her to his younger cousin.

by authOOr July 8, 2006

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Hand of god

the hand given to aid a person to splut one off

got a gd hard hand of god last nite from tiffany

by dik January 23, 2004

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Hand Stand

What the new generation means for having rough orgy like sex at 2 in the morning. it's basically a cop-out for hey i just had sex but im not telling

MAN: HEY BABY LETS DO A HANDSTAND
(hand stand)

WOMAN: SURE ITS ALWAYS SO HARD EVEN IF I SEE IT COMING

by I WONDER WHATS FOR DINNER May 26, 2009

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happy hand

that hand that retards have.....you know

look at that retard with a happy hand

by lilswisshomie June 11, 2011

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