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Its what you get when eat a girl out on her period
guy1, i ate this girl out and she gave me a red milk mustache !
guy2, she must have been on her period.
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The color one's penis becomes when they are masturbating and suddenly become enraged
John: Dude I was jerking off yesterday when I found out Becky was cheating on me and my dick turned a weird shade of red.
Brandon: Sounds like Raging Erection Red to me.
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A red headed strangler is a scary guy with red clown hair on the sides yet bald on top. A red headed strangler has large hands and hangs out at laundry mats. Often seen with a creepy flashlight on a hat and lots of safety pins and keys.
Omg, babe! There's the red headed strangler! He is so scary!
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An offered postponement of sexual intercourse, due to untimely menstruation.
Mary Jane's offer of a red rain check gave Peter blue balls.
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When a man eats out a woman who is on her period.
Chris just earned his Red Wings
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Large, Muscular, crab hands in which are used to torture orphans.
Jim's gonna fondle your face with his Big Red Grippers
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A story written by Edgar Allan Poe.
"The Red Death had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its seal. The redness and horror of blood!" - The opening lines of the Masque of the Red Death.
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