My baby milk snatcher swallowed all of my nut milk
when someone carries on the joke for too long
guy 1: *sends ugly photo of friend* lol look at this
guy 2: bro you’ve sent that to me a million times, stop fucking milking it frankie
When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.
“Yeah, my dad is getting the milk.”
“Well, you know what happens to fatherless social rejects!”
The only way for your dad to come back from the store with the milk is by unsubscribing from dream, jellybean and other cringe you tubers
I hope my dad is done getting the milk it’s been 13 years
when milk is in a bag. but the bag becomes milky.
there is milk in this bag. therefor we call it, - milk-in-a-bag
When having anal sex, and you have a pierced penis(works best with the Prince Albert) making sure to churn that stinky doody hole real good, then pull out briskly leaving a milk dud like ball off poopie stuck in the ring. Then make your partner suck the poop off the end off it.
I fucked this chick in the ass the other day and gave her a Virginia milk dud