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On one of those rare occasions where you go out cycling with both your friends Pat and Paul. They may ask to meet you at a quiet place where no one can see them making the P&P sandwich.
To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their own bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. They begin shouting P&P sandwich while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. once they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.
Don't meet Pat and Paul at the bottom of fern hill. It's quiet there so they will try and make a P&P sandwich.
The actual real way to spell the phonetic alphabet.
The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is
z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a
And not
z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a
When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter
Hey John! Try typing "q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m" in Google
when you are so exremely bored in school or at home so you decide to do the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but with spaces
"im so bored so i decide to type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m instead of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work
Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am
Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m
A carl p. is a creature founded in Ohio which consists of a nose the size of the titanic ship. The creature is very gassy and likes to shit itself and give itself pink eye. It's hobbies include inting on League of Legends PC edition, and carrying in fortnite.
Scared of cocks and doesn’t suck em. Hates when boys named hunter hit on her at parties while drunk and owes me a floatable boat with a engine (dingy) ride every day. Also she hates getting whatever-ed.