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A metal screen door that is attached to your front door.
Make sure you lock the Mexican babysitter. We don't want the kids to escape while we are out.
Slang term for the Six Rings Jordan model or any other obscure jordan model, due to the fact that they are often cheaper than any of the main retros such as the 1s, or 4s.
Another factor is the availability of the main retro models in mexico, its harder to get an authentic pair of 1s in mexico due to them selling out in an instant, no matter the colorway
Damn he really pulled up first day of schooo with the mexican jordans
1.) (adj.) When your foreskin looks like a sombrero
2.) (adj.) when a young man smells like tacos and penises mixed together
1.) Hey Dr. doe is this what they call penis Mexican
2.) man I wish John could stop being a penis Mexican
When a Mexican walks into a tackle shop to exchange items for some blood worms
Clerk : hey how can I help you today
Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers
Group sex (of any number and any combination of gender/s) whereby the majority of participants are of Mexican descent.
"I got wasted and ended up having a Mexican Casserole with Juan, Maria, and Jose. Let's just say things almost got a little too spicy for the pepper."
When you’re getting in position to eat ass and you get a cute little kiss on the lips from the butthole. Also known as besos de estrellas.
Dude, I was with Lisa the other night and I was about to eat her ass and she gave me a little kiss with her butthole.
No way Jose, she gave you a Mexican Starpucker!?
Way Carlito, right on the lips.
No mames güey! She gave you them besos de estrellas!
I tell you what Carlito, I’m gonna make that chica mi esposa.
The act of dropping a fart and letting someone walk into it.
Damn, i just got stuck in that Mexican doorway you left!