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1.) The watery substance that expels from the bowels the morning after a long night of drinking (or after a spicy meal).
2.) A nervous stomach brought on by a panic attack.
3.) The poop floating in your lower intestine like a duck on a pond (an expression).
1.) I can't go out tonight, I'm still pooping like a duck from all that beer!
2.) Man, I have such bad anxiety, I'm shittin' like a duck right now.
3.) Looks like its time to take a trip to the lake!!! I am POOPING LIKE A DUCK!!!!!
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A term used when you hate your life and can't take life anymore.
Skye screamed "POOP ON MY FACE MOM!!!" When her mother told her to make her bed.
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A type of bowel movement in which the "bio-product" consists ONLY of chicken, noodles, and other ingredients of chicken noodle soup passed through the stool due to chicken noodle soup being the only meal-type consumed for the same number of days that it takes for the host's body to digest the first consumed bowl of chicken noodle soup.
This could be the case as a result of a bad cold or the flu leading to the consumption of only chicken noodle soup in hopes of miraculous relief.
H1N1 wasn't THAT bad...except for the chicken noodle poop...
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a nasty ass bowel movement that covers everything in feces and poop dust, much like an ass explosion of diarrhea or a bad case of swamp ass. seriously entertaining !!!
The bathroom at work smelled like boiled dinner, I knew immediately who had dropped the poop dust bomb in there !!!
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When a person in a public toilet, takes some toilet paper to wipe the seat clean. Throws paper into the bowel, then deficatges onto the paper, looking like a bunch of crap on a raft. Then it is flushed down signifying the "Funeral".
"Dude I just had viking funeral poop in the mens restroom at work"
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A turd so large in diameter that it feels like it's coming out of you the size of a beverage can of the 12-oz variety. It usually looks pretty big too and don't feel too great either!
The day after I ate that whole XL-Pizza with Double Extra Cheese, I was taking a dump when I thought my brown-eye was gonna rip open from the size of the turd I was trying expel. It felt like someone had shoved a pop can up my ass and it was kinda stuck there. When the marathon session was over I looked into the toilet and saw the monster I had created. Lesson learned. I never wanna make a Pop Can Poop again!
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A poop that is launch using intestinal gasses as a propellant. The expanding gas in the lower intestinal chamber pushes against the turd, thereby making the pooper work less to force it out. Also referred to as a G.A.P.
"Dammit, I've got a job interview in 10 minutes, and I need to take a dump. It had better be a gas assisted poop!!"
"How does John manage to take big dumps after the surgery to fix his hernia?"
"Oh, he usually eats foods high in fiber, so he always gets G.A.P.s, it makes it much easier on him."
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