v slo

V for very and slo for slow.

A computer slang word for "very slow".

John: Did you hear that the program still did not open up?
Mark: Seriously?! That program is v slo!

V-plug

The feminist term for a tampon.

I need to change my V-plug.

Tony V

1. Person who constantly stays up cleaning, washing, organizing, powertooling, sorting or otherwise keeping themself busy doing menial tasks. HIGHly recommend a Tony V when looking for someone to help with the tedious chores to do.

I hate washing silverware. I'm going to find a Tony V to do them.

V-Quil

When a female blesses you right with her vagina and it results in a deep sleep. A common natural substitute for Zzz-Quil.

Robert: Hey, why haven’t you been answering your phone?

Payne: Sorry man, my girl has been giving me a heavy dose of V-Quil and damn near put me in a coma.

V Tears

When you get excited and your vagina cries

I get V Tears when I look at pictures of Harry Styles.

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V Card

Like pokemon cards. Gotta Catchem all!

just added one more v card to my collection last night

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