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An erection that was never supposed to happen but you're the only person who notices it
When he opened a packet of noodles he found a hidden missile
when you’re fucking a girl and you pull out and run to the other end of the room to full torque run and dive into her vagina
“yo bro, i hit this girl with the runners missile last night, had to carry her to her car”
Getting an erection at a daycare.
1. When Jared walked up to the preschool, his Predator Missile locked on.
2. "Hold on guys, I gotta go to the bathroom. I got a Predator Missile on deck.
GPS shutdown technology when 60,000 feet or 1200mph
Tom Scott: "Oh no, I am a missile!"
With close relation to the 1962 Cuban Nuclear Missile Crisis, it is the moment when you pull out but realise that you have accidently already released a couple of Nuclear warheads into her, so then the crisis becomes "how the fuck do i get this bitch to take a morning after pill because she thought that i was strapped (fully protected) (magnumed) (latexed) (had a condom on)".
Me: Dad i just had a Youclear Missile Crisis with my side piece what do i do?
Dad: firstly, Calm down everything is gonna be ok. So what you need to do is, make that bitch feel special by making her breakfast in bed but then slip that morning after pill in her coffee once she has drank that shit "you send that bitch with Uber".
I was in the restroom for 2 hours last night because of the death missile I consumed.
Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.
You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.