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The thing that goes into a women's vagina and makes her scream
I stuck my penis in that girls vagina last night and she screamed real loud!
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the most important body part on a man.
the genitals used for sex or masterbation.
A.K.A.
dong.
wang.
johnson.
cock.
schlong.
skippy.
sausage.
woody.
pee pee.
nob.
tool.
trouser snake.
unit.
hose.
weiner.
rod.
wanker.
peter.
pecker.
A "damn boy, put the sausage away!"
B "yesterday i went to a concert, and i touched
the lead singers wang."
C "that johnson had a huge boner."
D "that chick had a penis and i got the fuck out of there."
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noun. the male reproductive organ.
See dick, cock, weiner, shlong, ding-a-ling, dong, wee wee, boner, stiffy, hard-on, erection, chubby, one-eyed beast, skin flute, flesh weasel, turd poker, love rocket, jizz cannon, mushroom-faced warrior, and purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Males eject sperm from their penis during sex.
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The monstrous serpent of love that only the finest female can tame.
my penis was tamed today by britney spears's mom's hairy ass.
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a seemingly delictable delight for girls. they just cant get enough of it. sometimes when stroked with a hand quickly, or inserted into various holes, will release its sticky, jelly filling which girls like to call "milk". often mocked with a replica, called a dildo. contains a head with one eye (that sometimes has a protective covering over it), and has two strange spheres that make the milk, called testicles. once the penis matures enough, it will begin growing hair on its stump.
i shoved my penis into girlfriend too many times and milk came out.
no, i didnt wank today. this milk just appeared on my hands out of nowhere.
her mouth was on my penis for a long time. i felt it get jammed a bunch of times down her throat. when she took her mouth out, there was a bunch of milk on her lips.
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