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An oxymoronic depiction of seven young adults who are paid to live together and squabble over rediculous subjects. These seven people in no way represent a typical cross-section of their peers.
There is absolutely nothing real about the real world. Wanna see the real world? Try watching a guy work his way through college by surviving off of 25 cent ramen noodles. That's the real world beeyaitch!
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According to the Oxford English Dictionary, Real Ale is "a name for draft (or bottled) beer brewed from traditional ingredients, matured by secondary fermentation in the container from which it is dispensed, and served without the use of extraneous carbon dioxide."
Bloody good stuff.
Real ale puts hairs on your chest.
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A derogatory term used to describe the lowest common denominator of American society. It implies stupidity, laziness, ignorance, backwardness and/or entitlement attitude.
Originally, this term was coined by a professor at UMASS Amherst and used during a lecture to describe the shock students would receive when they went out into the real world and experienced the abundance of stupidity.
Although it mainly is used as a noun which describes a segment of the population, it has since evolved to also describe places or situations. It is usually reserved for stupidity, ignorance, etc. that is noteworthy or extreme. It is generally not used in hyperbole.
Superlative form: "Realest of Real America"
n. Professor: once you graduate from college, you are entering "real America".
n. shopping at wal-mart? why would i want to go to the domain of real America?
n. I was pretty pissed off when "real America" in the Dodge Ram cut me off on the highway.
n. Steve: real America is a shitty place to live man!
adj.
Fred: Why the hell did you gamble at the Western? Didn't you value your life?
Jon: It was so real America, I had to see it for myself.
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A real nigga only exists because of fake niggaz. A fake nigga by definition, is one who tries to be a real nigga but is all talk and probably a closet homosexual. A real nigga is selfless but hard as a mofo. He fights when you run, he solves problems that never existed, he stands up for beezies but lets a beezy know when she's being a down ass trick, he is what every nigga wants to be. He ain't gotta be black but for sure this nigga is G as F. Contrary to false connotations, a real nigga is not a criminal or hoodlum. But a real nigga does what has to be done and he does it HAM.
"Yo remember that night V hammered 16 RBV's then addressed a symposium about the benevolence and altruistic nature of the Aborigine? The craziest thing was that he watched Zoolander 4 times in a row right after that."
"Yeah man, you should listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude."
"What??"
"I mean yeah dude, V is a real nigga."
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1) n. Your actual life, not your internet one. irl - in real life.
2) n. A comic by Greg Dean.
1. What did you do in real life today?
2. Have you read Real Life at www.reallifecomics.com yet?
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instantaneous; taking place at once as other things are also in progress
When I surveyed the situation in real time, there were only 4 people who met the qualifications.
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People who care about you no matter what.
People who stick by your side through thick and thin.
People who would do anything in their power to help you out in a time of need.
People who are loyal.
People who you feel you can be honest with and not be judged.
People who one would consider family.
I was having a really tough time and Jessica understood.
I look like shit but Bryan didn't care because we were real friends.
I really needed help and Sarah helped me because we were real friends.
Kelsey is the best friend anyone could have because she is so loyal.
I feel like I can truly say how I feel around Nick because he won't judge me.
Real friends are my family.
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