brain aids

What you say someone has when they are being incoherently stupid.

Guy1: Dude, I picked up this hooker on sunset for $4 an hour!

Guy2: What the fuck bro, do you have brain aids?

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Throat aids

When your throat hurts really bad and are coughing every 3 seconds. It also hurts to breathe.

"Are you ok"

"No I have throat aids"

CAPS AIDS

The inability to stop typing in caps.

dude, why are you yelling at me?
I'M NOT. I HAVE CAPS AIDS.

AIDS LIP

AIDS on yo lip

Mitchell: yo Tommy u got AIDS LIP
Tommy: Damm got aids on my lips

Monkey aids

Once this is said everyone must T-pose

Ryan calls Aidan’s Mom (at 1 am): Monkey aids
Aidan’s Mom: T-pose

Car Aids

When your car has a series of undiagnosed problems that keep happening and then causes the car to die....

I enjoyed driving my car until it developed car aids and died

Aids lizard

When a Woman lies to you about not having aids and then eventually giving you aids on purpose.

That dam Aids Lizard thots have me aids.