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An adult film star is a porn star, that acts in pornographic films with other adults
“I want to become an adult film star”
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Something that only adults are allowed to view.
I'm watching porn! It's adult content so don't view it, I am more then 18 years old!
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1. an adult swimming pool. no shit.
2. A chunk of Cartoon network where it airs pg-MA shows. Has bad airtimes, what if some kid (under 9) can stay up as late as he wants on weekends? Hell, i'd pay to see that happen.
Little bobby- Yayzorz! lolol i can stay up till toooo!
hey? werz cartoooon netwurk?????????? wuz this!!1!11 omg! adult swim airtime blawk??!?!?! i lawv swimming poolz!
TV- Hey! look! a penis!
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Little bobby- mommaww!!! waz a peeniz??
mom- WTF WERE YOU WATCHING?
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A pack of condoms. Used as an innuendo term to fool little children.
Child: What are these balloons doing in your bottom draw mummy?
Mother: Those are mine and daddy's adults chewing gum, the mint in them is too sting for little kids.
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A millennial adult, with or without kids, that can't stop talking about Harry Potter, including the books, the movies, and the theme park lands - particularly Diagon Alley - at Universal Studios/Islands of Adventure in Orlando, Florida. Even if they do have kids, they're still way more obsessed with Harry Potter than their kids ever would be. They probably engage in casual Harry Potter cosplay and visit the theme park lands at least once a year, and/or at your local town or city's weekly or monthly Harry Potter trivia night. They are obsessed with everything Harry Potter, including, but not limited to, basing their entire personality and/or identity revolving around their "official Hogwarts House"; oversharing way too many photos of them in Harry Potter cosplay; being obsessed with Harry Potter trivia; building a massive Harry Potter collection to rival that of comic book, toy/action figure, and anime/manga nerds; having Harry Potter-themed rooms in their house; and/or probably having at least one Harry Potter-themed tattoo. One of the most bizarre and weird people you'll ever encounter, and also probably somewhere on the autism spectrum.
"That Harry Potter Adult over there won't stop talking about how much of the Hufflepuff they are, and showing off their tattoo of Cedric Diggory."
When you're young, naive and marry someone who turns out to be a leech. So Mr./Mrs. Leech has gotten all comfy sucking on your teat, and even though you have finally come to your senses and are divorcing them, they now feel entitled to being taken care of by you. Go figure. Here's where you get to pay for your naivety, literally. Different from actual child support where you are taking care of a child with Adult child support, you guessed it, you get to continue to financially support adult Mr./Mrs. Leech. Since said Leech has no pride they will happily continue sucking your teat for as long as they are able. After all why should they be responsible for themselves, when you can be. Since most are deficient mentally you'd think you'd be able to get some sort of assistance from the state, maybe in the form of a disabled placard. You're being drained by Mr./Mrs. Leech, so the very least the state could do is let you park closer to the bank you have to go to monthly to keep Mr./Mrs. Leech attached to your teat. Alas as per usual you get nothing from being attached to Mr./Mrs. Leech. So you park in the furthest spot from the bank entrance. Get out of your car dragging the dead weight of said leech along, they're attached to your teat... remember, you go in and withdrawal the financial support they are entitled to for latching onto you so many years ago. This continues until, you die, they die or they find another teat that's bigger than yours and get them to put a ring on it.
I pay adult child support to an incapable teat sucking leech.
Burning, painful rash in ass crack and/or taint (based on which way you wipe) from when you're too lazy to wipe your ass totally clean and try to still go about the daily grind.
Dude, my buttcrack is on fire! Was in a huge hurry this morning and didn't get a good wipe!
You've probably got adult diaper rash. You need to air out your asshole, man.