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A term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the anus after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as Christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.
Example 1
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.
Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.
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Supreme after fuck refresher, specifically Kelloggs Town House "Flip Sides," or, preferable name being in François, "Recto-Verso," or, more favorably, "Erecto-Verso."
"Hey, great bang. Want some after sex crackers?"
"Fuckin rights b'y"
A woman that you have to take out for an expensive meal to fuck.
"You shouldn't get yourself an after dinner bint. All that'll happen is that you lose money and get the clap."
The standard operating procedure on any given night of planned debauchery among male friends. "Natties" being a direct reference to Natural Light and "Fatties" can be correlated with the low caliber of potential female suitors one will undoubtedly pursue.
- Jon, "Yo what's the game plan for tonight?"
- Steve, "I'm thinking the usual, Fatties after Natties."
- Jon, "Word."
Ok. I have to say this, but why doesn't English have a word for the day after tomorrow?! The day after tomorrow is a way of saying in 2 days. Other languages have a way of saying this phrase that does not require FOUR. WHOLE. WORDS.
German: übermorgen.
Italian: dopodomani.
Dutch: overmorgen.
However, we need a PHRASE. This is the same case of "The Day Before Yesterday." WE NEED TWO NEW WORDS FOR THIS!! I use, personally, "Tommoress" and "Yesteress". By the way, if you are here for the film with a namesake of this phrase, look elsewhere, sorry if this is not what you seeked. So, here is my personal proposal on how to fix this:
Tomorrow = Tomorrow
Today = Today
Yesterday = Yesterday
2 new words would be introduced: Tommoress, (2 Ms and 1 R) and Yesteress.
In 2 Days = Tommoress
2 Days Ago = Yesteress
But, what about 3, 4, 5, 6, etc. days ago, or in 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, etc. days?
In 3 Days = 3 tommoress
In 4 Days = 4 tommoress
(etc.)
3 Days ago = 3 yesteress
4 days ago = 4 yesteress
(etc.)
LETS ADD THESE TWO WORDS TO THE DICTIONARY!!!
I am going for a run on the day after tomorrow.
I got married on the day before yesterday.
I ate pizza yesteress.
There is a party tommoress.
I am playing a basketball day 16 tommoress.
I went to Rome 9 yesteress.
I dyed my hair 7 days ago.
I will eat at a restaurant in 8 days.
Dopodomani mangerò fritto. (Italian)
The adolescent act of rushing home after school to look up porn and masturbate on the singular family computer before the rest of the family returns home.
Person A: "Want to hang out after school?"
Person B: "No way dude, I am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special. My family will be home soon, and we are heading out of town on vacation for the weekend once they arrive. If I don't rub this one out now, it will be never."
Person A: "YOU MUST HURRY, GO NOW!"
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The burning, non solid shit that you get after a long night of drinking tequila and biting limes.
Dude you bought a Handle of Jose Cuervo? I better go buy some more toilet paper for the Tequila after-party taking place in your bathroom tommorow afternoon.
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