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When both you and another person have eaten out or given a blowjob to the same person.
Vinny: Hey, did you fuck both those girls? Did you make them Eskimo Sisters ?
Brad: Naw but they both blew me, now they're Alaskan Cousins
Vinny: Aye you the man!
Derivative of popular sexual intercourse strategy for the best alpha chad males in the milky way galaxy "Alaskan Pipeline" the perfected version of this has been thought throughly and perfected for male gay nigger jew sex enjoyers. Alaskan pipeline is the action of secreding your diarrhea into a XL condom, freezing it for 24 hours and inserting it into ones urethra so that the partner (usually gay nigger) squeezes it romantically and slowly.
Made in Madison IN by Shawe Memorial Student, former future entrepreneur.
I had a nice alaskan tubeline with my dad
When someone WITH A VAGINA puts a taper in a penises meatus (or urethra) until it bleeds, then plugs the hole with snow.
Kelly was so fed up with her boyfriends shenanigans that she had to give him the classic Alaskan Menstruation.
When you stick your cock into a block of ice for several minutes until frozen and proceed to fuck a girl with a yeast infection.
my girlfriend wanted to do the Alaskan baguette last night, should I be worried.
The act of ejaculating off a tall building's balcony during extremely cold weather, resulting in your semen freezing before it reaches the ground.
I thought it was raining cum until I looked up towards a building and I saw Jackson doing an Alaskan Freefall
The act of multiple people engaging in a competition of doing anal with multiple people, scraping the shit off your dick and measuring who scraped the most off in the span of a week.
The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully
Me and Cody just got into a Alaskan logging contest and he just got a new lava lamp!
the act of taking you're large erected dick with pubes attached to it into a bitches mouth and yell out "oimatewtf" before ejaculating in her pussy
"hey what's up?"
"just gave a random slut an {alaskan bushpipe}nothing Unusual"
"hair and everything?
"hair and everything."