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The gayest lie a person can say. You're hella gay, just admit it dude!
Person A :"Dude stop. I am not gay!"
Person B:"You literally just made out with that hot guy over there."
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What Lili Reinhart says when she stumbles into an overwhelming situation or circumstance
*cole sprouse mocking lili reinhart’s voice*
Cole: Lili stumbles into situations where she says stuff like, “I am not equipped for this!”
Lili: *scoffs*
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I Am Ghost (IAG) is one of the fucking best hardcore/goth/screamo bands in the world. At Bamboozle Left 2009, they were the only band requested by the crowd for an encore. They were THAT amazing.
They have lyrics that will chill you to the bone.
"Her eyes still glow like heaven. Broken, unsound, cut her wings off"
Band Members:
Steven Juliano
Timoteo Rosales III
Ron Ficarro
Justin McCarthy
Chad Kulengosky
This band isn't sappy emo kid music.
All of their lyrics are fucking amazing.
"Hey did you see I Am Ghost at Bamboozle Left 2009?"
"Dude YES. Steve was dancing like a maniac on stage and I was screaming the loudest for an encore!"
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1. You are about to kill, annialite, pwn, rape, destroy, or first-go-dirty-hoe whoever you said this to
2. You are the Batman
1. Fuck you and your couch I am Batman
2. I am Batman
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Origin - Fight Club (1999)
Used to emphasise a statement with added pop culture.
For female use, "I am Jill's..."
User can substitute "Jack" with their own name.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I am Jill's disturbed nightmares.
I am Bob's overwhelming rage.
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Said after performing some feat of achievement. It means you are so skillful at something that you are in fact skill itself.
OMG I just txted the fastest txt message ever! I am Skill!
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