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An awesome game being developed by Crytek that will have the craziest graphics ever. Like the first Crysis, most people will not be able to run Crysis 2 when it is released, and no one will be able to run it on max settings. Then finally after several years people can actually have computers that can run it, but most people still won't be able to run it on max. At this point, Crytek will announced that Crysis 3 will be coming out soon. And the cycle restarts.
Gamer #1: Finally I can run Crysis on max after mortgaging my house to buy a supercomputer!
Gamer #2: Dude Crysis 2 is coming out, your computer will be useless.
Gamer #1: GODDAMMIT!
(repeat for Crysis 3)
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Only people who are very intelligent are born on this day, most who are born in this day have big dick energy and are the party type. Though they party, they always find time for school work
Oh yeah she was probably born on September 2, she’s so smart but gives off big dick vibes
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The greatest computer game ever created. The basic premise is that you, Postal Dude, must complete a series of tasks while opting to be non-violent or exceptionally aggressive. During your various quests, you can do a variety of things, such as peeing on people, blowing the heads off of pedestrians, putting cats on the tips of shotguns and firing, shocking individuals (Causing them to piss themselves uncontrollably.), and generally create a state of emergency. The overly-hesitant police are powerless against you and your arsenal. In addition, the game endorses cruelty to animals, allowing you to blow dogs to pieces and mutilate cats. You even have the option of training an attack dog of your own. Players have the ability to commit suicide in crowded areas, as well. The possibilities are endless with Postal 2, making it a joy to play if you feel like having your soul ripped out of your body and pulled into the computer screen. It's a small price to pay when you have the option of playing such a wonderful masterpiece.
Postal 2 is a Davo's favorite game.
Luis: Are you playing Postal 2: Share the Pain again? Get a life!
Davo: Go to hell, Mexican! This is my favorite game!
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A game that is so addictive and you know it when you make a Sim of yourself so you can Woohoo the hot Sim that lives next door...
Person 1: What cha up too?
Person 2: Playing Sims 2, watching myself get off with Ian Watkins from next door!
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Traitin' ass rapper who got knocked out with a one hitta quitta at a party and now nobody hears about (well his only song I heard was "She got it").
Friend 1: Did you hear that new 2 pistols song?
Friend 2: Is that the guy who got knocked out at a party?
Friend 1: Erm, I guess, well did you hear it?
Friend 2: :O! He can rap while in a coma?!
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An abbreviated version of the meme "2/10 Would Not Bang" which is giving a picture of an extremely attractive woman a 2 out of 10 for minor flaws. It is meant to be a joke and even a compliment that the person is so attractive, giving her a 2/10 is obviously not a serious rating.
(Picture of a very attractive girl on Facebook)
Comment: 2/10
Girl: Aww thanks!
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2 for flinching - A game where where you make someone flinch and if they do you get to punch them twice, however if you make contact while trying to make them flinch they get to punch you four times.
(makes them flinch) dats 2 for flinching man (proceeds to punch them twice)
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