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When your arsehole is itchy because you didn't wipe properly.
Hold on while I tend to my tattie arse.
Obvious violation of the anus by voluntary and involuntary means.
Taken as a continuation of a quote from Monty from Withnail & I.
Man, when you go to jail, drop the soap, it can only mean a good case of arse burglary!
The state that an arsecrack enters after a long night on the town.
Did you go down on that bird last night ?
-yeah, went to, but she had mad town arse
General twist on the hackneyed noun 'fart'.
Oops, you'll have to forgive me; I just had a little arse burp.
An Australian term that refers to ones inability to harden up.
To be a "Watery Arse" is to be someone who is coward, a person lacking of something important or to be missing a sack.
Watery Ass is a way of saying that person goes to water and is an Australian Insult.
Example 1:
Robbo: 'Do you know if Stevo ask Beryl out?"
Jono: 'Nah mate, hes a watery arse!"
Example 2:
Group *singing*: 'Shot, Shot, Shot, Shot...'
Bloke: 'Nah mate, I have to drive'
Blokes Mate: 'Fucking watery arse'
Example 3:
Browny: 'Did you hear that sly c**t pinched Smithy's Mrs and legged it?'
Red: ' not suprised mate, that bloke has always been a watery arse'
Lube your sexual partners Arse cheeks plus crack..while you lay back and have them wank of your erection using there cheeks without anus penetration.
Can't believe my luck when I got home to find my missus with Arse cheeks ready lubed for a ruddy good Arse wank
adj; 1) describes an object or situation that is extremely difficult to get around in or to find your way through; a person that is very difficult to deal with; 2) something or someone that is lame or stupid
1) This is a dick-arse parking lot! (as in - you can hardly drive and move around in it - like a dick in an arse)
2) Andrew wants a real job - not a dick-arse job like working at a fast food joint!